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Welche .NET Version steckt in welchem Windows?

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

version dotNET windows

Noch ausführlicher gibts das ganze auf http://blogs.msdn.com/astebner

Via: ASoft via IM
Source: http://blogs.msdn.com/pmarcu

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Oracle: Anzahl Datensätze bei SELECT beschränken

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Wenn man bei einer Query auf einer Oracle-DB die Anzahl der zurückgelieferten Datensätze auf n beschränken möchte, geht dass mittels where rownum <= n.

Konkretes Bespiel:
select * from user_profile where rownum <= 20;

Analog gibts das auch in MySQL
select * from user_profile limit 20;

und in Microsoft SQL
select top 20 * from user_profile;

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Programmiersprachen – Eine Frage des Standpunkts?

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

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RTFM

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
If you want them to RTFM, write a better FM!

If you want them to RTFM, write a better FM!

Via: http://skade.soup.io

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Ruby in a Nutshell

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

This may not be very scientific, but perhaps this is why Ruby is such a wonderful language.
For those of you wondering about Python, the bookstore didn’t have it on the shelf. Based on page counts it would fall between Perl and PHP.

Via: http://soup.fin.io
Source: http://pjkh.com

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.NET Version Detector 2010 Beta-1

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Die Beta-1 der 2010er Version von Asofts .NET Version Detector ist erschienen. Das wesentliche neue Feature ist, dass der Detector jetzt auch .NET 4.0 erkennt, außerdem gibt es ein paar Änderungen in der GUI und es werden die neuen .NET Logos verwendet.

ASoft .NET Version Detector 2010 Beta-1

Download: http://www.asoft-ware.com/download.php?id=11

Via: http://asoftblog.wordpress.com

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Programmiererwitze

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

["hip","hip"] //hip hip array

{cake => “chocolate”} //hash cake

Via: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke

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Software Development Cycles

Friday, October 2nd, 2009
  1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
  2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
  3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
  4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
  5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
  6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
  7. Users find 137 new bugs.
  8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
  9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
  10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
  13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

Via: http://stackoverflow.com/

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LEGO Mindstorms Rubik’s Cube Solver

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Und weils so schön war, gleich noch den LEGO Mindstorms Rubik’s Cube Solver hinterher, ebenfalls gebaut von Hans Anderson, gefunden im Schockwellenreiter-Wiki.

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LEGO Mindstorms Sudoku Solver

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Bereits letzte Woche beim Schockwellenreiter gefunden: Der LEGO Mindstorms Sudoku Solver des schwedischen Hackers Hans Anderson:

Via: http://www.schockwellenreiter.de/blog/

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